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restlesslyaspiring:

ok so i’m a christian and my mom is not and i was trying to explain the trinity to her and how it’s three entities but also one and finally i said “look it’s like tony stark, iron man, and robert downey jr, they’re all one but they’re not at the same time” and sHE GOT IT

i think i just compared robert downey jr to god

what is my life

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chekhov:

So this hot substitute logged into netflix and I wrote down the email with which he did it and used a service (it cost like $2) to find all other accounts connected to that email and I found his (private) twitter so I made a fake twitter of a hot girl and added a bunch of tweets over the course of a month to make it look legit and then I requested to follow him and he let me and he is the most goddamn boring person in the world

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roselerner:

[image description: a set of GIFs from the due South episode “The Man Who Knew Too Little.” Ian MacDonald has just escaped with the Riv. Ray and Fraser are having an argument and hitchhiking.]

FRASER: My father said something that’s always stuck with me, Ray. 
VECCHIO: Your father never shut up, did he.
FRASER: He said a man with no future will always run to his past. 
VECCHIO: And when did this come up, Fraser? Were you sitting around at breakfast when he came up with these things? Or did he come running into your room and just blurt them out? 
FRASER: Ray. There’s no need to be sarcastic. 
VECCHIO: No, I’m just curious, how did he work these things into everyday conversation? Did he say, ‘Son, did you see the size of that moose? And by the way, a man with no future will always run to his past?’
FRASER: Ray. I’m sorry about your shoe. I thought you didn’t want it anymore. 
VECCHIO: You know what my father used to say? ‘A man without a car is nothing.’ And I don’t want to be nothing anymore, Fraser. It’s hard on my socks!
FRASER: He went that way. 
VECCHIO: Why? Does a man with no future always turn left? 

I’ve included the bottom two GIFs so you can all appreciate something I’ve never noticed before despite having watched this episode many many times: as Ray is standing there covered in mud, wearing a soaking wet, muddy shoe that has ALSO been run over by a car BECAUSE FRASER DECIDED NOT TO SAVE IT BECAUSE, IN HIS OWN LUDICROUS WORDS, “I THOUGHT YOU DIDN’T WANT IT ANYMORE,” Fraser is carefully cleaning his boots with a handkerchief. WHAT AN ASSHOLE. I love him.

For varlandgear, who requested “a man with no future always turns left.”